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"I saw Antifeminist Panic Piece at Coachella."

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"alert, engaged and self-aware Almost like an eleven year old girl, or something!"

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"Tiffany Ross-Williams of the US falls during the women's hurdles 400 meters "

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"Every read "The Small Assassin" by Ray Bradbury?"

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"Every time I see the commercial for The Orphan I think "WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD TRUST A LITTLE GIRL IN A BLACK VELVET CHOKER?!" I mean, it sounds awesome until you actually see it and then even a hardcore lover of black-on-black like me would say "Get that off and put on this puffy unicorn rainbow tee NOW.""

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"I'm kind of in love with #3, although I think I'd have to teach at Hogwarts to plausibly wear it."

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"I don't know about you guys, but I think Orange Crush is the tits!"

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"conclude that first-borns are predisposed to run the world Well, my brother does play a pretty mean game of Risk."